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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:15
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
One year from World Cup opener, FIFA leaves questions unanswered on tickets and security - AP News
Just Forget it!
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Meloni’s coalition taunts left from the beach as low voter turnout scuppers referendum - politico.eu
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Samsung's Galaxy Watch 4 is now nearing the end of its run - Android Police
Then came..
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...